(via cussyeaherik)
Perk of being team mom is that I’m surrounded a bunch of parents who like me and trust me with their kids. Babysitting for three days, for $300.
COOL
(via jennifericella)
(Source: svorgan, via cassandradanae)
I hate the word ‘eventually’
It says “there’s hope, but you’ll be miserable until then, so suck it up”
And I always seem to be told things will happen, eventually
- god: hey baby
- god: did it hurt
- god: when you fell from heaven?
- satan: you're a fucking dick
sebastian-barker asked: You're a twat.
oh
Anonymous asked: You're really hot.
You too.
(via g0d-is-dead)
My butt says cancun on it. Friends buy weird souvenirs.
